Make a jokes

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

How do you make a sad person jump?

A bridge.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.