Make a jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.