Make a jokes
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.