(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Make a Jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
