Make a Jokes

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.