Effort jokes

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Try not to <3.

I've done a ton of work today.

A SKELE-ton of work!