Make a jokes

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?

Two swallows.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."