Make a jokes

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.