Make a jokes

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.