Make a jokes

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.