My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
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How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
How do you make a emo jump
A cliff
