i called my dog j thaey said jone
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
