My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Make a Jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
