Love jokes
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Fart <3
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
I love myself.
I love you too.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!