I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Straight Out of the Box
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dense cabbage. This "joke" tries to be funny by comparing a romantic partner ("boo") to packages that are "straight out of the box," implying they like them young and untouched. It's an attempt to normalize attraction to minors, which is a big no-no. You probably drive a minivan and wear cargo shorts.