Love jokes
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I love everyone.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.