Love jokes

Jesus

Sexualmotherfucka · 2 years ago

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Suicide

Just takin the fuckin piss · 3 years ago

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

Emotion

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Father Figure

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

Freshfry

Gwen · 5 years ago

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Depression

Toby :) · 5 years ago

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

Memory

watersharky · 4 years ago

Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.

One, two

It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.