Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, havenβt seen you in a long time!"
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
