Adoption center jokes
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Did you adopt your dog?
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
