Adoption center jokes
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.