Love jokes
Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
3, 4, better lock your door.
5, 6, grab a crucifix.
7, 8, stay up late.
9, 10, never sleep again.
I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)
"My love, I missed you."
"Aww, I missed you too."
"I did not miss *that* time!"
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.