Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Love Jokes
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"I love you with all my heart."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Love.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
