Love jokes
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
I love school.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.