Love jokes
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I don’t love being bored.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
I love Communism.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"