Love jokes
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.