Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"I love you with all my heart."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Love.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What?
I love sleep π!
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
