Love jokes
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
I don’t love being bored.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.