Love jokes
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
God is you... If you have a dog
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.