Love jokes
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Memes
God is you... If you have a dog
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.