Love jokes
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Do y'all love God?
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
I love big hot sexy men.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!