I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Love Jokes
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I love the yyyy.
Adriano loves life.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I love you too.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
