Love Life jokes

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

My love life.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

Your love life.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Angus' love life.

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Your love life.

Adriano loves life.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.