Love jokes
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
I love Communism.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"I love you with all my heart."
Love.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love sleep 🛏!
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
What?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)