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No Brother

    • Dad: Johnny! Johnny!

    Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?

    Dad: Did you hit your brother?

    Little Johnny: No, Papa!

    Dad: Telling lies?

    Little Johnny: No, Papa!

    Dad: Let me see your fist.

    Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!

    Dad: What is so funny?

    Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!

    Dad: >:(

    Little Johnny: What? It's true!

    Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.

    Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!

    Dad: Love you too, son.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, the dad asks Little Johnny if he hit his brother. Johnny says no, but then laughs 'cause he doesn't even have a brother! It's funny 'cause the dad totally fell for Johnny's trick, and now he looks silly. You know, like when you try to parallel park.

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