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Dad: Johnny! Johnny!

Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Dad: Did you hit your brother?

Little Johnny: No, Papa!

Dad: Telling lies?

Little Johnny: No, Papa!

Dad: Let me see your fist.

Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!

Dad: What is so funny?

Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!

Dad: >:(

Little Johnny: What? It's true!

Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!

Dad: Love you too, son.

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  • Brother
  • Dad
  • Little Johnny
  • Son
  • Family
  • Lie

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, the dad asks Little Johnny if he hit his brother. Johnny says no, but then laughs 'cause he doesn't even have a brother! It's funny 'cause the dad totally fell for Johnny's trick, and now he looks silly. You know, like when you try to parallel park.

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