Blood Pudding Diet

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My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who eats blood pudding made from their victims. It's funny because it's unexpected and morbid, like your taste in socks.

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Oh... uh, um.

Deserving Weaverfish

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