Perv jokes
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Community talk
Formally, I once again request that my old account Lovely Perv have all of its content removed from the site, immediately and indefinitely.
Hey guys, it’s me. The REAL lovely perv. (Seth was the one using it after I gave her my pass) just needed to say something to Seth, and make a poll. Which is more successful?
New matchup! Perv VS Jake Congrats to cosmo!