Perv jokes

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

I love you, Lovely Perv!

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."