Perv jokes
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Community talk
Formally, I once again request that my old account Lovely Perv have all of its content removed from the site, immediately and indefinitely.
Hey guys, it’s me. The REAL lovely perv. (Seth was the one using it after I gave her my pass) just needed to say something to Seth, and make a poll. Which is more successful?
New matchup! Perv VS Jake Congrats to cosmo!