Perv jokes

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

I love you, Lovely Perv!

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!