Love jokes
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I love you too.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."