Love jokes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Love.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
My mum's a carrot.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What?
I have sex.
I have a girlfriend.