Love jokes

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

I love the yyyy.

Adriano loves life.

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

I love you too.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."