Location jokes
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?