Location jokes

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.

Where do you buy a dishwasher?

Hot singles in your area.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"