Baguette jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Community talk
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more
How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw