Baguette jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Memes
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Memes
Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!
Community
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How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw