Baguette jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Community talk
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more
How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw