A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this dude leading a kid into the woods, right? The kid gets spooked 'cause it's dark, and the guy's like, "Oh yeah? Well, I gotta walk back by myself!" It's funny 'cause the dude is ditching the kid. The dude is based and probably listens to Joe Rogan.