Dungeon jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."