Dungeon jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.