Dungeon jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.