Dungeon jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.