Dungeon jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."