Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Location Jokes
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Ohio.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Where's your mom at?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where is Freshfry?
Why the "hell" is this here?
