Location jokes
What is your address?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Ohio.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.