Location jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Memes
Cant even nap in Ohio
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Where is Freshfry?
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where's your mom at?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?