Location jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Memes
Cant even nap in Ohio
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Where is Freshfry?
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where's your mom at?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."