Location jokes
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Ohio.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What is your address?
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.