I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Where is Colorado?
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Who am I sitting next to?
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
