Location jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Cant even nap in Ohio
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Ohio.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.