Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg
What do you call a driveable Hamburger? What? A Hamborgini
what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg
Hamburg-ER
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
Little johnny is a trucker, he stops at a bar. johnny sees a sign that says hamburgers for two dollers, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars. he walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" she replies "yes, thats me" johnny says "well can you wash your hands because i want a cheeseburger"
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?His buns were too tight.
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents
My friend: How are you running fast! You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER
