Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
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A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What did the French Fry š say to the Hamburger š?
I guess thatās a wrap!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger šš? Mustard gas.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: āASPERGERāSā
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? āPut it on my bill.ā 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you canāt sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacherās eyes crossed? She couldnāt control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, āmini-sodaā). 12. Why couldnāt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you canāt use ābeef stewā as a password. Itās not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldnāt you write with a broken pencil? Because itās pointless.
Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg
What do you call a driveable Hamburger? What? A Hamborgini
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg
Hamburg-ER
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How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?His buns were too tight.
