Hamburg Jokes

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

What do you get when you eat a hamburger?

Mustard gas.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol

What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy

What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg

What do you call a driveable Hamburger? What? A Hamborgini

Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.