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A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.”

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg

Hamburg-ER

What do you call a driveable Hamburger? What? A Hamborgini

What’s the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg

Whats a hamburgers favourite colour? -Burgundy

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries