How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”