Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Playground Chicken
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you brainless twit. This "joke" is about a chicken doing something unexpected, crossing a playground, just to end up in someone's mom's bed. It's supposed to be funny because it's inappropriate and probably makes you think of somethin' nasty, which is probably where your mind lives anyway, you perv.