Fallout jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.