Fallout jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."