Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Highway Birth
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke's all about makin' fun of someone by sayin' they're an accident. Like, they weren't planned or somethin'. It's rude, but hey, that's the point. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, don't you?