Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke's all about makin' fun of someone by sayin' they're an accident. Like, they weren't planned or somethin'. It's rude, but hey, that's the point. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, don't you?