Highway Birth

  • Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

    My enemy: Uh, no, why?

    Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke's all about makin' fun of someone by sayin' they're an accident. Like, they weren't planned or somethin'. It's rude, but hey, that's the point. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy, don't you?

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