Location jokes
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.