Location jokes
Kiwi loves men.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Memes
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.