Location jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Why the "hell" is this here?
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!