Location jokes
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.