Location jokes
I found this at school.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
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Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
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