In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
I found this at school.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
THE TUPPERWARE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR HOUSE. THEY ASKED MY WIFE WHERE'S KITCHEN. SORRY I HAVE ONLY LIVED HTERE FOR 3 MONTHS. BUT MY JEWELRY IS UP STAIRS IN MY JEWELRY BOX LOCATED IN MY BEDROOM
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
