Location jokes
Kiwi loves men.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
You are in the airway, how funny!