Location jokes

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

A: Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.