Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Location Jokes
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
