Location jokes
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
silence
You are in the airway, how funny!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
China. There. :)
What is the address?
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.