The Highway Birth

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: The highway.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.

Explanation

The humor comes from the student's literal interpretation of where accidents happen, implying they were born at the scene of a car crash because their mom says that's where accidents happen. They misunderstood the question about their birthplace.

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