Location jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.