Location jokes
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.