Location jokes
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
FNAF 3
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
A man walks into a bar.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"