Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You're so dense you probably think a period is just a dot. This joke plays on a circular logic pattern. The person keeps giving answers that lead back to the original question, frustrating the police officer who's trying to figure out a location. It's all about being intentionally obtuse, a quality you seem to exhibit quite naturally.
Comments (4)
commentjudger
is your enter key broken
takashi89
Hahaha. The idiot couldn't ask for something more simple? Jeez, im I right?!
your jokes bad
garbage. stolen from the internet copy right not funny bad 5 year old go to sleep or else your moomys gonna turn off the router
salipowerfull
hh i bet people would say that to a police officer good one by the way