Location jokes

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.

The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."

The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"

Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.