Location jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.