Location jokes
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.