Location Jokes

i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below

whats the same with ur dad and retail row

they are both off the map

Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement

What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.

Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS

kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL

daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good

We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her on the act and gave away my location from the noise