Literature jokes
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.