Literature jokes
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Memes
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.