Literature jokes
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.