Literature jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!