Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Literature Jokes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.