Literature jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Memes
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.