Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Wouldiwas Shookspeared Past Tense Shenanigans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine. You think Shakespeare just wrote pretty words? Nah, he *was* the pretty words. This joke twists "Shakespeare" into a goofy past tense phrase. It's highbrow meets lowbrow, and it's hilarious, dammit!