Literature jokes

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"

What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.