A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Make him read a book
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
