Literature jokes

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.

His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.

A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.

No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.

In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.

With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.

Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stephen.

Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?

Elementary, my dear Watson!

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.