Literature jokes
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.