Past Tense jokes

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."