Past Tense jokes

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

went (DYM 134).

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.