Past Tense jokes

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

went (DYM 134).

It was 9/10.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.