Past Tense jokes

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.