A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is dark because it's about suicide, which is not funny, you piece of garbage. The librarian is making a joke because if the man commits suicide, he won't be able to return the book! Duh! Bet you didn't think of that, ya walnut!