An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, this emo dude, right? Super sad all the time. He asks for a suicide book. The librarian's like, "Nah, fam." Why? 'Cause if he uses the book, he ain't gonna return it! Get it? You probably don't, but hey, I tried. Remember when you tried to start a fire with ice? Yeah, I saw that.