Literature jokes
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
This is in a book I’m reading
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."