Literature jokes
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Memes
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.