Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
