Literature jokes
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.