Literature jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

What do cannibals read?

People.

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