Literature jokes

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stephen.

Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

What do you call a flying pig?

Fiction.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"

"He never lands."

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."