How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
The Poet's Light
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. Poets are useless at manual labor. They'd rather whine about the 'void' and use a candle for the vibes than actually change a bulb. You're probably just as dramatic and twice as confused by a hardware store.