A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
