A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”f... off you won’t bring it back!”

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small p....es?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

My p.... was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh f... off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “F... off, you won’t bring it back.”

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”

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