A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"