"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Listen up, buttercup. This is a simple one. Peter Pan, right? He's always flying 'cause he "never lands." Get it? Never-lands sounds like Netherlands. You know, like Holland. It's a pun, see? And puns are the lowest form of comedy! Which is why you liked it, dummy.