Book Return Policy

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's morbid but also points out how libraries are all uptight about getting their books back. Like, even if you're tryna check out a book on how to off yourself, they're still sweating over late fees. It's dark, but it's also kinda true, right? You probably don't even know what books are. You're one of those digital types, aren't you?