Literature jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"