Literature Jokes

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?

Well, I just can't seem to put it down.