Literature jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.