Literature Jokes

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.