Literature jokes
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Memes
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.