Literature jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands!

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

What kind of book does cheese read at a church?

The Hole-y Bible.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.